Google then did a search for the following text.
there is no God the coffee pot in there and everyone was so my mom a couple times but mostly just going to make up a singleWe found this hilarious!
On my mobile phone, I could only see the first few words, so I visited https://history.google.com/history/audio where I could get the full text and actually listen to the audio it had recorded of me. I did my own transcript of what it actually overheard and turned into the above comical rant.
there is uh, they've got a uh coffee pot there, and every once in a while somebody will go make up a pot, but most people just go and make up a single cup.
The moral, be careful when you hit the google search box 'cause voice search is crazy!